Wrestling Christians?

April 15, 2009 2:20 AM

Is the world safe, less safe? What in the name of God? Single link to a seemingly unending mass of flash for God. (Help for those who hate flash to hate it even more.)
posted by Mr.S (12 comments total)

tf;db

(Too flashy, didn't bother.)
posted by WalterMitty at 2:29 AM on April 15, 2009

Also, why is this interesting?
posted by WalterMitty at 2:30 AM on April 15, 2009

and?
posted by adamvasco at 2:39 AM on April 15, 2009

The looming serious, pretentious nature of it had me enthralled. I hope this post gets deleted quickly. First attempt.
posted by Mr.S at 2:42 AM on April 15, 2009

That intro was very much in the style of most 'cutting edge' Flash circa about 1999. Which is why so many people hate Flash ten years later.

But what's new about Christian websites looking tacky, if that's what this post is about?
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 3:20 AM on April 15, 2009

This post is about nothing...
posted by Mr.S at 3:23 AM on April 15, 2009

The designer's site has a wealth of similar awesomeness.
posted by edd at 3:27 AM on April 15, 2009

We need a website to show people that god KICKS ASS, and is SERIOUS STUFF and is REALLY POWERFUL, and it must READ the words to the audience because our audience likes being read to.
posted by mattoxic at 4:16 AM on April 15, 2009

Mimes!
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 4:19 AM on April 15, 2009

Sk-sk-skip i-i-intro.
posted by Faze at 4:22 AM on April 15, 2009

Wow, that mime site is so overdone it's a parody. Between the ***SUNDAY! sunday! SUNDAY!*** announcer's voice and the epliteic flashing and the white hands reaching out toward me traying to slap me thru the screen, my eyes need to be washed right now. I think the designer actually has a problem with text that doesn't vibrate in some way. His text, it vibrates.
posted by bigmusic at 4:28 AM on April 15, 2009

I bet you God himself hated that shit and clicked "Skip Intro" and then closed the page.
posted by chillmost at 4:46 AM on April 15, 2009