I love the monkey's uncle and I wish I were the monkey's aunt!
July 21, 2009 12:56 PM Subscribe
When shitty '90s movies come to life: "Hit by a string of thefts, the owners of Plants & Planters in Richardson (TX) installed surveillance cameras in the hopes of recording the suspects in action, WFAA-TV reports. The cameras recorded images of what appears to be a monkey scooping up plants, flowers and accessories and handing it to someone waiting on the other side of a fence. In all, the monkey got a few dozen plants, flowers and concrete statues."
"The monkey has not been arrested and the owners of the store tell WFAA reporter Steve Stoler they don't want the cops to pursue this any further because they actually find it humorous."
To keep my journalistic integrity I must disclose the following: I know about this because my mother is a regular at Plants & Planters. She does not, however, know the monkey.
Bonus: The Beach Boys featuring Annette Funicello: "Monkey's Uncle".
"The monkey has not been arrested and the owners of the store tell WFAA reporter Steve Stoler they don't want the cops to pursue this any further because they actually find it humorous."
To keep my journalistic integrity I must disclose the following: I know about this because my mother is a regular at Plants & Planters. She does not, however, know the monkey.
Bonus: The Beach Boys featuring Annette Funicello: "Monkey's Uncle".
This post was deleted for the following reason: Poster's Request -- frimble
More acutely, however, my friend noted that this is eerily similar to when Homer would have Mojo steal him things in The Simpsons.
posted by Lacking Subtlety at 1:01 PM on July 21, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by Lacking Subtlety at 1:01 PM on July 21, 2009 [2 favorites]
I once had a gibbon I trained to rob pharmacies at gunpoint.
posted by dortmunder at 1:06 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by dortmunder at 1:06 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
How dare you insult Monkey Trouble!
I agree. It's attitudes like yours that make Dunston check out.
posted by hifiparasol at 1:10 PM on July 21, 2009 [8 favorites]
I agree. It's attitudes like yours that make Dunston check out.
posted by hifiparasol at 1:10 PM on July 21, 2009 [8 favorites]
ALTERNATE LINE: You, sir, are the Least Valuable Primate.
posted by hifiparasol at 1:12 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by hifiparasol at 1:12 PM on July 21, 2009
ALTERNATE LINE: It's a greenhouse! A GREEEEENHOUSE!
posted by hifiparasol at 1:14 PM on July 21, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by hifiparasol at 1:14 PM on July 21, 2009 [2 favorites]
Orangutan, Ma. Clyde's an orangutan.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:17 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:17 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
I'm expecting a MeTa some months hence in which it's revealed that Item's mother does, in fact, know the monkey.
posted by ardgedee at 1:19 PM on July 21, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by ardgedee at 1:19 PM on July 21, 2009 [2 favorites]
I sat through a car commercial and local yabbering TVNewsdroids, expecting to see surveillance camera monkey hijinks. I just saw the same second and a half of footage over and over. I am unimpressed.
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:27 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:27 PM on July 21, 2009
Metafilter: I am unimpressed.
posted by jbickers at 1:28 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by jbickers at 1:28 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
Bonus: The Beach Boys featuring Annette Funicello: "Monkey's Uncle".
OH GOD THE LYRICS THEY BURN
Seriously, awesome singing, but what the hell were they thinking?
posted by nebulawindphone at 1:36 PM on July 21, 2009
OH GOD THE LYRICS THEY BURN
Seriously, awesome singing, but what the hell were they thinking?
posted by nebulawindphone at 1:36 PM on July 21, 2009
I think I've said this here before, but the first robot-assisted bank-robbery is going to shake some things up.
posted by @troy at 2:22 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by @troy at 2:22 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
Cover me, darling please!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:33 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:33 PM on July 21, 2009
This is almost as bad as when that black bear robbed a subway restaurant.
posted by kiltedtaco at 3:11 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by kiltedtaco at 3:11 PM on July 21, 2009 [1 favorite]
That would have to be one hell of a lemur to steal concrete statues.
posted by dead cousin ted at 3:38 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by dead cousin ted at 3:38 PM on July 21, 2009
Everybody's got somethin' to hide, 'cept for...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:30 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:30 PM on July 21, 2009
Before you go anywhere near the chest put all your valuables in the holding box. Leave anything you can do without, like the sponge and the eggs, flowers, ocarina, knife, glass bottle, shellfish for making lime, etc. If there is nothing in the inventory he cannot steal it.
posted by tellurian at 5:47 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by tellurian at 5:47 PM on July 21, 2009
Holy crap, that was right down the street! I have failed at monitoring my local media for wacky monkey-related hijinks! To be fair, most Texas monkeys are way too laid back to rob nurseries.
posted by emjaybee at 6:26 PM on July 21, 2009
posted by emjaybee at 6:26 PM on July 21, 2009
I'd like to say to all those too young to remember and/or weren't born... this movie was in no way representative of the majority of the movies that came out in the 90s...
posted by Nanukthedog at 6:25 AM on July 22, 2009
posted by Nanukthedog at 6:25 AM on July 22, 2009
I love how the human is the accomplice. I guess that makes the monkey the brains behind the operation.
posted by rottytooth at 6:50 AM on July 22, 2009
posted by rottytooth at 6:50 AM on July 22, 2009
Wikipedia on Monkey's Uncle.
The Monkey's Uncle is a 1965 Walt Disney production starring Tommy Kirk as genius college student Merlin Jones and Annette Funicello as Jennifer, his girlfriend. The title refers to a chimpanzee named Stanley, Merlin's legal "nephew" (a legal arrangement resulting from an experiment to raise Stanley as a human); Stanley otherwise has little relevance to the plot.
Yeah I don't think that description helps make any sense of it.
LSD?
posted by Authorized User at 7:07 AM on July 22, 2009
The Monkey's Uncle is a 1965 Walt Disney production starring Tommy Kirk as genius college student Merlin Jones and Annette Funicello as Jennifer, his girlfriend. The title refers to a chimpanzee named Stanley, Merlin's legal "nephew" (a legal arrangement resulting from an experiment to raise Stanley as a human); Stanley otherwise has little relevance to the plot.
Yeah I don't think that description helps make any sense of it.
LSD?
posted by Authorized User at 7:07 AM on July 22, 2009
The Monkey's Uncle is a 1965 Walt Disney production starring Tommy Kirk as genius college student Merlin Jones and Annette Funicello as Jennifer, his girlfriend. The title refers to a chimpanzee named Stanley, Merlin's legal "nephew" (a legal arrangement resulting from an experiment to raise Stanley as a human); Stanley otherwise has little relevance to the plot.
Are there any boobs in it? :)
posted by Mastercheddaar at 7:31 AM on July 22, 2009
Are there any boobs in it? :)
posted by Mastercheddaar at 7:31 AM on July 22, 2009
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