Who needs Clinton when you have Peeping Bush?

June 17, 2001 9:27 PM

Who needs Clinton when you have Peeping Bush? Seems the President can't find his campaign when faced with a heaving bosom.
posted by Brilliantcrank (23 comments total)

Are those ICBMs strategic or tactical?
posted by machaus at 9:39 PM on June 17, 2001

So what's with the double post 3 minutes later? :)
posted by pnevares at 9:44 PM on June 17, 2001

honestly, I'm no friend of the current administration, but I'd be looking in the same direction if I were mr bush; and so would anyone else. - rcb
posted by rebeccablood at 9:55 PM on June 17, 2001

(bigger image here) - rcb
posted by rebeccablood at 9:56 PM on June 17, 2001

Strategery.
posted by owillis at 10:55 PM on June 17, 2001

More to the point, why's Jolanta got the cows out on the field? After a certain age and, ahem, weight, that really isn't becoming.

That may not be lust in Dubya's heart.
posted by dong_resin at 11:11 PM on June 17, 2001

And, more to the point, is Dubya really looking where he seems to be looking? I'm reminded of the famous Elian photo, where it looked like the INS agent was pointing a gun right at the kid, when in fact he was not. When you compress three dimensions into two, sometimes you lose an important part of the situation. You can't see the Pres's eyes at all and he could be looking at, say, the champagne glass Jolanta is holding. Although maybe that's not really an improvement.
posted by kindall at 12:08 AM on June 18, 2001

And, more to the point, is Dubya really looking where he seems to be looking?

Yes. Gotta agree with Rebecca here. Even if there is no lust at all in his heart, he's gotta be thinking look at that dress, what was she thinking? Partisanship aside, here. I'm not accusing him of anything, but if someone wearing that dress bent down at that angle in front of me, I'm going to end up looking for at least a second...and that's when someone is going to be taking a picture.
posted by Ezrael at 12:32 AM on June 18, 2001

Ever since the incident with Jenna's low-cut dress at the Inauguration Ball, he's probably been on permanent alert.
posted by holgate at 2:02 AM on June 18, 2001

Cheesy Cunningham Strikes is on the story.

But if you ask me, the photo looks a helluva lot like a kitschy retro album cover for a loungy compilation. Cocktail party anyone?
posted by crasspastor at 3:01 AM on June 18, 2001

Looks like Bush isn't the only one concerned with bosoms...
posted by frednorman at 6:13 AM on June 18, 2001

Haha, and here, they seem to be checking out Göran Persson, Sweden's prime minister's breasts. I wonder if he's wearing a Bro?
posted by frednorman at 6:16 AM on June 18, 2001

You're definitely trying way too hard.
posted by crunchland at 7:11 AM on June 18, 2001

You people weren't nursed as babies, were you?
posted by Dreama at 8:57 AM on June 18, 2001

Hey, did I say campaign? I ment champaign.
posted by Brilliantcrank at 9:13 AM on June 18, 2001

I just can't believe that a man would ever look some woman's breasts.
posted by Skot at 9:17 AM on June 18, 2001

It's crass. I make sure always to look only at the face.
posted by rodii at 9:24 AM on June 18, 2001

you know, different cultures have different ideas of what is attractive.
posted by centrs at 10:03 AM on June 18, 2001

You know, kudos to Bush for coping with all of these drinks receptions: especially in Poland, where alcohol is an integral part of social life. (I remember Polish friends at college talking about the use of vodka as a punctuation to conversations...)

And exposure to a frock like that would certainly have sent me to the nearest tray of glasses.
posted by holgate at 10:13 AM on June 18, 2001

True, and there's only a couple places you can look without having your retinas damaged by that square pattern.
posted by rodii at 10:39 AM on June 18, 2001

When you compress three dimensions into two, sometimes you lose an important part of the situation.

Yeah, but we wouldn't be able to see that anyway, because Laura Bush is blocking his crotch...
posted by fooljay at 12:34 PM on June 18, 2001

Maybe he was looking at the miniature cow bell hanging around her neck?
posted by Neb at 5:30 PM on June 18, 2001

Mu.
posted by SpecialK at 5:34 PM on June 18, 2001