The Half-Human, Half-Silicon Chip
February 26, 2000 6:00 PM Subscribe
The Half-Human, Half-Silicon Chip sounds like something out of a movie I saw on MST3K. And the reference to the "cell in the hole" sounds like an old catchprase from Seinfeld. In other words, TV Comedy Technology.
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that traps the cell between layers of silicon.
I'll take mine with extra mayo, please.
Also it uses a process called extraporation
(opening up the pores).
It seems like a good first application of this technology would be to
cure teenage acne.
Maybe we could also insert a gene to make
the kids like classical music
and give up their seats to little old ladies.
posted by Eyeglasses at 8:41 PM on February 26, 2000