Beer-proof Lederhosen

September 17, 2009 6:03 PM

It's about freakin' time (SLdSL).
posted by ZenMasterThis (33 comments total)

Seriously?
posted by oddman at 6:07 PM on September 17, 2009

Heh. I thought you were saying something about SL dsl connections. I have no idea what the "SL" would've meant, but it sounded like super duper infinity fast dsl technology was being introduced.
Imagine my surprise when I clicked on the link and saw hot young Germans posing in the sun.
posted by NoMich at 6:08 PM on September 17, 2009 [2 favorites]

By "beer-proof," do they mean before or after the beer has been "filtered"?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:09 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

[Single-Link der Spiegel Link]

Yeah, should've said SLdSP. Duh.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 6:10 PM on September 17, 2009

But it's not even Oktober! How is this even relevant to the Munchen Bierfest yet??!!

I don't understand.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 6:17 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

This post is as thin as the male model in the article.
posted by HotPatatta at 6:18 PM on September 17, 2009

On Saturday, September 19th, the Schottenhamel tent is the place to be, if you want to catch the official opening ceremonies.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 6:19 PM on September 17, 2009

No beer-proof dirndl?
posted by tellurian at 6:20 PM on September 17, 2009

And also a great fashion statement at the beach, for those of us still in warmer climes.
posted by Scotty_D at 6:21 PM on September 17, 2009

If this post survives can we have back the Obama lightsaber one too?
posted by cjorgensen at 6:22 PM on September 17, 2009

Check picture 2. Check the legs sticking up out of the pool.

It's a freaky pool Leg Monster !!!!!

Everyone RUN !!!

That's going to Photoshop disasters.
posted by sien at 6:24 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

If this post survives can we have back the Obama lightsaber one too?

Sorry there's no single youtube link; that would've made it 273% less weak.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 6:27 PM on September 17, 2009

I thought part of the charm of lederhosen was getting them all comfortably stained and greasy and stuff.
posted by exogenous at 6:28 PM on September 17, 2009

Fest of the Web
posted by DU at 6:29 PM on September 17, 2009 [2 favorites]

Without the suspenders, those are just too-fancy shorts.
posted by drinkyclown at 6:31 PM on September 17, 2009

Pro tip:

If you leave booking flights from the UK to Munich too late, so that they're exorbitantly expensive on the budget airlines, fly to Friedrichshafen instead and take the train! No one ever goes to Friedrichshafen, so prices remain low. The train journey takes hours, but it's still cheaper.
posted by djgh at 6:31 PM on September 17, 2009

I don't understand.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 9:17 PM on September 17 [+] [!]

Well done.
posted by uncleozzy at 6:35 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

exogenous: I thought part of the charm of lederhosen was getting them all comfortably stained and greasy and stuff.

Only if the stain is light and you're in the company of a lobster.
posted by Kattullus at 6:35 PM on September 17, 2009 [3 favorites]

(The most commonly used abbreviation for Spiegel Online is SpOn, so it would be sSpOnl. Just fyi)
posted by kolophon at 6:55 PM on September 17, 2009

Well done.

My Mom taught me that one, uncleozzy. She was of the Hanover branch of the Happen-Stanz family. Her brother Matt was also a great joker. Weird shit happened to him all the time, I tell you.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 7:00 PM on September 17, 2009

Is this something I'd have to be Tyrolean to understand?
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:05 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

Tyrone Shoelaces, more like.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 7:12 PM on September 17, 2009

Wow, it was hard to find the Lederhosen Song on YouTube.
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:15 PM on September 17, 2009

I'm referring above, of course, to the Northern Irish travelling cobblers who went by their trade name.

And, for the avoidance of doubt, they are no relation at all to the leather workers who make that fine Bavarian garment referenced in this now irretrievably derailed post.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 7:18 PM on September 17, 2009

Nick Verstayne, those posts are a little eponysterical. Or eponymasic. Oder etwas.
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:26 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

I thought you were saying something about SL dsl connections.

I thought it was finally going to be my flying car.
posted by jeffamaphone at 7:35 PM on September 17, 2009

I'm really on the fence about Austria. Because, on the one hand: the dirndl. But then on the other, you know, Hitler.

In conclusion, Austria is a land of contradictions.
posted by felix betachat at 7:36 PM on September 17, 2009 [3 favorites]

Sidhedevil: Nick Verstayne, those posts are a little eponysterical. Or eponymasic. Oder etwas.

I *just* got the "Nick Verstayne" joke. I always thought it was a real name (and a quite interesting last name at that). Ich bin ein Dummkopf.
posted by Kattullus at 7:51 PM on September 17, 2009

Well. Now that my cover is blown, my real name is Neil Isagam.

But can't we have a reference to Denholm Elliott in Trading Places correcting Carrie Fisher for being Swedish yet wearing Lederhosen? Let's keep this on track, people!
posted by Nick Verstayne at 8:13 PM on September 17, 2009

Hey Nick, you're beating a dead horse, mate.
posted by R. Schlock at 8:25 PM on September 17, 2009

The leather of which, had it not been for this post, would have been made into more lederhosen.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:21 PM on September 17, 2009

If ve had had our way, you'd ALL be vearing Lederhosen!
posted by yoHighness at 12:31 PM on September 18, 2009

What they really need is lederhosen that will recapture spilled beer for consumption.
posted by Rarebit Fiend at 2:39 PM on September 19, 2009