Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
November 14, 2009 8:53 PM Subscribe
Onion: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be: "Mortensen said his admiration for the loose assemblage of vague half-notions he calls the Constitution has only grown over time. He believes that each detail he has pulled from thin air—from prohibitions on sodomy and flag-burning, to mandatory crackdowns on immigrants, to the right of citizens not to have their hard-earned income confiscated in the form of taxes—has contributed to making it the best framework for governance 'since the Ten Commandments.'"
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SLOP. This isn't what I'd call bringing your game, WCityMike.
posted by mumkin at 8:58 PM on November 14, 2009
posted by mumkin at 8:58 PM on November 14, 2009
Surely you know what response a single-link Onion article is going to get, WCityMike. What are you doing here?
posted by Caduceus at 9:01 PM on November 14, 2009
posted by Caduceus at 9:01 PM on November 14, 2009
I had sauteed onion in my dinner earlier.
posted by Babblesort at 9:02 PM on November 14, 2009
posted by Babblesort at 9:02 PM on November 14, 2009
Metafilter user posts Onion story in poorly reasoned belief that it comprises a good post.
posted by boo_radley at 9:03 PM on November 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by boo_radley at 9:03 PM on November 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Babblesort: "I had sauteed onion in my dinner earlier."
I had diced raw onion in mine.
posted by idiopath at 9:04 PM on November 14, 2009
I had diced raw onion in mine.
posted by idiopath at 9:04 PM on November 14, 2009
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