The wildest bachelorette party on the internet

February 23, 2010 11:05 AM

Girls Night Out

& more diversions from NYC sketch troupe Serious Lunch.

posted by Potomac Avenue (22 comments total)

I thought it was going to be this Girl's Night Out.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:09 AM on February 23, 2010 [1 favorite]

Yay! That was fun! Also, wasn't that thingyo from 30 Rock?
posted by Jofus at 11:13 AM on February 23, 2010

Bachelorette parties scare the shit out of me.

Sort of like a hellish screeching Portuguese Man o' War with plastic novelty penises instead of tentacles. They will devour any man or alcoholic beverage that is unlucky enough not to have fled when they heard the warnings. I have seen a ravenous bachelorette party reduce a grown man to a skeleton in seconds. A skeleton covered in lipstick and missing his underpants.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:16 AM on February 23, 2010 [19 favorites]

I had to stop going to drag bingo because of these women.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:17 AM on February 23, 2010 [2 favorites]

Jesus. I recognized Ellie Kemper from the Office, and decided to do a little reading about her. I didn't realize that she's Blowjob Girl (NSFW) from Collegehumor. Or that she wrote "Following My Creative Writing Teacher's Advice to Write Like My Parents Are Dead'" on McSweeneys.

Now I think she's a perfect match for Ed Helms, because they're both awesome.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:24 AM on February 23, 2010 [6 favorites]

Sort of like a hellish screeching Portuguese Man o' War with plastic novelty penises instead of tentacles.

I love this sentence. I am savoring it.
posted by brundlefly at 11:28 AM on February 23, 2010 [1 favorite]

Sort of like a hellish screeching Portuguese Man o' War with plastic novelty penises instead of tentacles.

Didn't I see that at Burning Man 2009?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 11:29 AM on February 23, 2010 [5 favorites]

This must be how my girlfriend felt when we watched The Hangover.
posted by sanko at 11:32 AM on February 23, 2010

Metafilter: A hellish screeching Portu-- ah, nevermind.
posted by verb at 11:33 AM on February 23, 2010 [2 favorites]

Sue Galloway is one of my favorite improvisors. Thanks for this.
posted by GameDesignerBen at 11:43 AM on February 23, 2010

When I see groups of women like this it makes my nuts retreat into my intestinal cavity, and then me to anywhere the women aren't.
posted by ZaneJ. at 11:46 AM on February 23, 2010 [1 favorite]

Oh, the woo girls skit of yore.
posted by cashman at 11:49 AM on February 23, 2010

I thought it was going to be this Girl's Night Out.

I thought it was going to be this Girl's Night Out.
posted by harperpitt at 11:51 AM on February 23, 2010

I thought it was going to be this Girl's Night Out.
posted by swift at 11:58 AM on February 23, 2010 [1 favorite]

This is filmed at Anella in Greenpoint, Franklin between Freeman and Greene, no? Next to TBD?
posted by spicynuts at 12:09 PM on February 23, 2010

♥♥♥Ke$ha♥♥♥
posted by carsonb at 1:00 PM on February 23, 2010

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posted by redyaky at 1:02 PM on February 23, 2010

These would have been very funny at about 1/6 the length.
posted by Shecky at 1:24 PM on February 23, 2010 [1 favorite]

These would have been very funny shorter at about 1/6 the length.
posted by rusty at 2:00 PM on February 23, 2010 [1 favorite]

I thought it was going to be this Girl's Night Out.
posted by citron at 2:45 PM on February 23, 2010

well, i don't know about your testicles. but i once seriously considered escaping from the bathroom window at a home-based bachelorette party because i am not of this species of female. they frighten me. a lot.
posted by RedEmma at 2:50 PM on February 23, 2010

Not worth it for that punchline.
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 2:42 AM on February 24, 2010 [1 favorite]