Instant Post Title!
February 26, 2010 7:37 PM Subscribe
Hi, I'm Instant Billy Mays! You may remember me from such front-page posts as Instant Rimshot and Sad Trombone. Well, if you liked them, then you're gonna love what we have for you tonight! Does your joke need a little humor enhancement? Try Instant Ed McMahon for all your sidekick needs! Did your joke go over like a lead rock? Use Instant Crickets or a good ol'-fashioned Instant Nelson!
<instant ch-ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ah> instant mwahahahahahahaha! Instant d'oh, what's that? Instant AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Instant DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUM – it's a Instant Trap! Someone's got to save us! Oh, Instant Hallelujah, it's Instant Chewbacca! What's that? He thinks this post sucks? No, Chuck, don't let him ... <instant gooooooonnnnnnnggggg> Damn it, I've lost my cool. I need some Instant Ommm. [pause] This isn't doing it. Horatio, can you help me out? Sure, Billy. This post was certainly a ... [puts on shades] single serving of pain. INSTANT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pro tip: hitting Ed McMahon multiple times sounds like a room full of singing ninjas.
<instant ch-ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ah> instant mwahahahahahahaha! Instant d'oh, what's that? Instant AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Instant DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUM – it's a Instant Trap! Someone's got to save us! Oh, Instant Hallelujah, it's Instant Chewbacca! What's that? He thinks this post sucks? No, Chuck, don't let him ... <instant gooooooonnnnnnnggggg> Damn it, I've lost my cool. I need some Instant Ommm. [pause] This isn't doing it. Horatio, can you help me out? Sure, Billy. This post was certainly a ... [puts on shades] single serving of pain. INSTANT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pro tip: hitting Ed McMahon multiple times sounds like a room full of singing ninjas.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Poster's Request -- loup
WCityMike: "hitting Ed McMahon multiple times sounds like a room full of singing ninjas"
Wow, that is some serious Steve Reich style glissando phasing, beautiful.
posted by idiopath at 7:43 PM on February 26, 2010
Wow, that is some serious Steve Reich style glissando phasing, beautiful.
posted by idiopath at 7:43 PM on February 26, 2010
I predict hilariously dickish usage of the drama button in flameout threads.
posted by idiopath at 7:47 PM on February 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by idiopath at 7:47 PM on February 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
Apropos of nothing, I've been playing Starcraft for the first time in ages, and I'm startled by how much the sound effect when you click on the Academy sounds like the CSI Miami scream.
posted by lore at 8:03 PM on February 26, 2010
posted by lore at 8:03 PM on February 26, 2010
The csi scream doesn't seem to be working for me.
*sad trombone*
posted by Kevin Street at 8:15 PM on February 26, 2010
*sad trombone*
posted by Kevin Street at 8:15 PM on February 26, 2010
What? No Instant Rick Roll?
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:18 PM on February 26, 2010
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:18 PM on February 26, 2010
Absolutely loved this post. Now my browser toolbar is totally full, but these instant sound moments will come in handy on many an annoying phone call!
posted by Seekerofsplendor at 8:57 PM on February 26, 2010
posted by Seekerofsplendor at 8:57 PM on February 26, 2010
Am I the only one that's getting only three phrases on the Billy Mays button?
posted by squeakyfromme at 9:22 PM on February 26, 2010
posted by squeakyfromme at 9:22 PM on February 26, 2010
Oh, these will come in handy. : )
posted by SisterHavana at 10:41 PM on February 26, 2010
posted by SisterHavana at 10:41 PM on February 26, 2010
For those that remember that game show with that sound effect thing...
http://www.thesurveysaid.com/
posted by memebake at 4:13 AM on February 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
http://www.thesurveysaid.com/
posted by memebake at 4:13 AM on February 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
This is one of the more useful posts in a long time!
posted by grouse at 6:13 AM on February 27, 2010
posted by grouse at 6:13 AM on February 27, 2010
Did someone say Instant Replay? (This is what I thought that link would be.)
posted by SisterHavana at 8:25 AM on February 27, 2010
posted by SisterHavana at 8:25 AM on February 27, 2010
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
I used to use that as my Critical Stop alert sound on Windows. The laughter it induced sometimes made up for the annoyance of yet another data-destroying crash. Sometimes.
posted by grouse at 12:23 PM on February 27, 2010
I used to use that as my Critical Stop alert sound on Windows. The laughter it induced sometimes made up for the annoyance of yet another data-destroying crash. Sometimes.
posted by grouse at 12:23 PM on February 27, 2010
Instant Club Hit
I, erm, may have clicked on that 3 or 4 times, trying to get a club hit to play.
posted by niles at 5:50 PM on February 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I, erm, may have clicked on that 3 or 4 times, trying to get a club hit to play.
posted by niles at 5:50 PM on February 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I'm surprised there's not an Instant Orchestra Hit.
posted by grouse at 11:05 AM on February 28, 2010
posted by grouse at 11:05 AM on February 28, 2010
Instant sunglasses of justice.
This one is pretty amazing.
posted by audacity at 11:46 AM on February 28, 2010
This one is pretty amazing.
posted by audacity at 11:46 AM on February 28, 2010
I'm surprised there's not an Instant Orchestra Hit.
Indeed. Or an Instant Also Sprach Zarathustra.*
*theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey
posted by flapjax at midnite at 2:49 PM on February 28, 2010
Indeed. Or an Instant Also Sprach Zarathustra.*
*theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey
posted by flapjax at midnite at 2:49 PM on February 28, 2010
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