The Onion returns!
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The Onion returns! Now, if only they'll print more Smoove B...
"It turns out that a journey through the nine circles of hell is a good concept for an epic poem, but not for a restaurant."
Well, that ruins my future plans...
posted by dagnyscott at 7:00 PM on July 17, 2001
Well, that ruins my future plans...
posted by dagnyscott at 7:00 PM on July 17, 2001
I am such an idiot. Had I realized Bush's plan was really to clean up the National Parks I would have no problem with it. Stupid Democrats! Don't they want us to clean up ANWAR too?
posted by owillis at 7:31 PM on July 17, 2001
posted by owillis at 7:31 PM on July 17, 2001
Not only have they returned, those bastards are spying on me.
posted by moss at 7:37 PM on July 17, 2001
posted by moss at 7:37 PM on July 17, 2001
Dammit, mick, that was MY joke! Grrr- that's the last time I leave my computer to go eat dinner!
posted by hincandenza at 7:37 PM on July 17, 2001
posted by hincandenza at 7:37 PM on July 17, 2001
The onion is good. But for straight political stuff, there' s no place like DangFuinny
posted by brucec at 7:52 PM on July 17, 2001
posted by brucec at 7:52 PM on July 17, 2001
brucec: it only would've been more pathetic if you'd just said. hey guys, please please please check out my website, it's real funny!!!
posted by Karl at 11:28 PM on July 17, 2001
posted by Karl at 11:28 PM on July 17, 2001
The Onion is good. But for straight brucec jokes, there's no place like MeFi.
posted by dogwelder at 11:53 PM on July 17, 2001
posted by dogwelder at 11:53 PM on July 17, 2001
This is my favorite Onion story of all time. Why? Probably because I've dreamed it.
posted by owillis at 12:44 AM on July 18, 2001
posted by owillis at 12:44 AM on July 18, 2001
owillis,
That photo was on my desktop for months. Good stuff.
posted by Optamystic at 1:58 AM on July 18, 2001
That photo was on my desktop for months. Good stuff.
posted by Optamystic at 1:58 AM on July 18, 2001
Hey that's all pretty funny. Well, shameless I may be. But heck these are rough times and a man's got a do what a man's got to do. Besides, self post as it may have been. It was very much on topic
posted by brucec at 5:21 AM on July 18, 2001
posted by brucec at 5:21 AM on July 18, 2001
My personal favorite headline is from the "Our Stupid Century," or whatever it was called.
Sanford, Son, injured in Watts riots.
posted by skwm at 1:47 PM on July 18, 2001
Sanford, Son, injured in Watts riots.
posted by skwm at 1:47 PM on July 18, 2001
have made 203 comments a small percentage, yes, have mention my site.
cheer up, dude.
posted by brucec at 8:59 AM on July 19, 2001
cheer up, dude.
posted by brucec at 8:59 AM on July 19, 2001
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re: Gary Condit:
"I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?"
posted by o2b at 6:19 PM on July 17, 2001