I am sick! She's my mom.
April 27, 2010 7:38 PM Subscribe
[Warning: Not Safe For Work. NSFW. Nudity, graphic sexual content, and that's just the beginning.]
Sexy Losers (1999-2009) -- a send-up of all things hentai, four panels at a time. Featuring the Lighter Side of [ incest • necrophilia • chronic masturbation • coprophilia • watersports • bukkake • sex tricks • sex dolls • tentacle porn • and so on... ]
Oh wow, the memories! I remember being in college and seeing the first strips of Sexy Losers on a friend's PC. Next thing you know, we'll be making FPPs on stileproject. Ah, misspent early days of internet access.
posted by ntartifex at 7:42 PM on April 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by ntartifex at 7:42 PM on April 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Also, the same artist made A Heart Made Of Glass. Just so that people can chase down that bracing shot of perversion with a tall glass of emo.
posted by ntartifex at 7:44 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by ntartifex at 7:44 PM on April 27, 2010
Also: Is that what "watersports" means? I always thought it meant, like, beachball and stuff.
posted by dunkadunc at 7:46 PM on April 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by dunkadunc at 7:46 PM on April 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Aren't there about a million other places on the internet to post this kid of dreck. Really.
posted by timsteil at 7:47 PM on April 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by timsteil at 7:47 PM on April 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
I remember when I was introduced to this (it was still called "The Thin H Line" back then), and it always had a banner that just had a black background, with a drawing of a gas mask and the words "Stile Project", and I thought, "Oh, another similar webcomic", and I clicked it.
For those who never heard of that site, all tags and subjects here also apply. But it's not a webcomic. You might have heard of it as the origin of such internet staples as "goatse" and "tubgirl".
Now excuse me while I go scrub my brain with some bleach.
posted by qvantamon at 7:49 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
For those who never heard of that site, all tags and subjects here also apply. But it's not a webcomic. You might have heard of it as the origin of such internet staples as "goatse" and "tubgirl".
Now excuse me while I go scrub my brain with some bleach.
posted by qvantamon at 7:49 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I thought he retired in 2005? Something about being in constant searing pain from carpal tunnel? Questions must be answered!
posted by tmt at 7:51 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by tmt at 7:51 PM on April 27, 2010
tmt: "I thought he retired in 2005? Something about being in constant searing pain from carpal tunnel?"
You may be thinking of his "Mike" character.
In all seriousness yeah this strip is out of commission these days I think, but oglaf is my current replacement.
posted by idiopath at 7:54 PM on April 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
You may be thinking of his "Mike" character.
In all seriousness yeah this strip is out of commission these days I think, but oglaf is my current replacement.
posted by idiopath at 7:54 PM on April 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
Oglaf is goog people
( get me drunk and I tell you about the story Oglaf did for my stalled Anthology ...three words, teenage robot porn )
posted by The Whelk at 8:01 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
( get me drunk and I tell you about the story Oglaf did for my stalled Anthology ...three words, teenage robot porn )
posted by The Whelk at 8:01 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
links or it didn't happen!
posted by not_on_display at 8:07 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by not_on_display at 8:07 PM on April 27, 2010
Let me redeem this thread by sharing this picture. (Amanda Lepore and Pamela Anderson drinking wine together. NSFW + Awesome + Terrifying.)
posted by octobersurprise at 8:17 PM on April 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
The strip isn't completely out of commission, but he has slowed down considerably. The last strip was posted at the end of last year.
posted by leviathan3k at 8:20 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by leviathan3k at 8:20 PM on April 27, 2010
And funny enough, smbc has a funny (though comparatively chaste) sex gag in today's strip.
posted by idiopath at 8:22 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by idiopath at 8:22 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Amanda Lepore and Pamela Anderson drinking wine together. NSFW + Awesome + Terrifying.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR MOUTHS?
posted by dunkadunc at 8:22 PM on April 27, 2010
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR MOUTHS?
posted by dunkadunc at 8:22 PM on April 27, 2010
I laughed. Old-school.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:34 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 8:34 PM on April 27, 2010
Oglaf is the funniest damn thing I've read in a long long time. Thank you Mr. The Whelk.
posted by tmt at 8:48 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by tmt at 8:48 PM on April 27, 2010
dunkadunc: Also: Is that what "watersports" means? I always thought it meant, like, beachball and stuff.
Ahhh, sweet.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 8:48 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Ahhh, sweet.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 8:48 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Metafilter: Aren't there about a million other places on the internet to post this kind of dreck.
posted by scrowdid at 8:53 PM on April 27, 2010 [8 favorites]
posted by scrowdid at 8:53 PM on April 27, 2010 [8 favorites]
Man, if I'd known that this hadn't been posted yet, I'd have posted it back when it was called the Thin H Line.
posted by ChrisR at 8:59 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by ChrisR at 8:59 PM on April 27, 2010
I had no idea he kept this up for so long. 10 years is a long time to write jokes about having sex with dead people and bukakke. Well, maybe.
posted by chunking express at 8:59 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by chunking express at 8:59 PM on April 27, 2010
Oglaf is pretty funny, but it's really nothing like sexy losers.
posted by Paris Hilton at 9:00 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by Paris Hilton at 9:00 PM on April 27, 2010
I'm just pleased that there are still people that use the term dreck. So cute.
posted by Caduceus at 9:00 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Caduceus at 9:00 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
You fuck cows in retrospect.
<plate_of_shrimp> It's a funny old world, I was just checking out Sexy Losers and Oglaf. They've both held up well, but I want more Oglaf. MORE! </plate_of_shrimp>
posted by lekvar at 9:13 PM on April 27, 2010
<plate_of_shrimp> It's a funny old world, I was just checking out Sexy Losers and Oglaf. They've both held up well, but I want more Oglaf. MORE! </plate_of_shrimp>
posted by lekvar at 9:13 PM on April 27, 2010
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR MOUTHS?
This is what happens when you air-kiss too many times. Without the backpressure provided by actually kissing something - even if it's ass - lips will overpressure and eventually they'll permanently blow out like this. It's a terrible disease but thankfully it seems to be restricted to areas of ridiculous affluence like Hollywood.
The really crazy thing is that the people it happens to most can usually afford to have it corrected, but there are many who see these blown out lips as fashionable, but thankfully most see it as gauche and passe and promptly seek treatment after a blowout.
posted by loquacious at 9:24 PM on April 27, 2010 [16 favorites]
This is what happens when you air-kiss too many times. Without the backpressure provided by actually kissing something - even if it's ass - lips will overpressure and eventually they'll permanently blow out like this. It's a terrible disease but thankfully it seems to be restricted to areas of ridiculous affluence like Hollywood.
The really crazy thing is that the people it happens to most can usually afford to have it corrected, but there are many who see these blown out lips as fashionable, but thankfully most see it as gauche and passe and promptly seek treatment after a blowout.
posted by loquacious at 9:24 PM on April 27, 2010 [16 favorites]
posted by not_on_display
Eponysterical, because there's no way in hell I'm clicking on these links. Again.
It only takes five or ten comic strips before you're infected and wondering if a high performance fapping glove is a good idea.
posted by loquacious at 9:28 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Eponysterical, because there's no way in hell I'm clicking on these links. Again.
It only takes five or ten comic strips before you're infected and wondering if a high performance fapping glove is a good idea.
posted by loquacious at 9:28 PM on April 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Oh my god, the memories.
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:29 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:29 PM on April 27, 2010
10 years is a long time to write jokes about having sex with dead people and bukakke.
Many artists, from Jackson Pollack to AC/DC to Louis Wain, have devoted lifetimes to exploring variations on a theme.
posted by kersplunk at 9:46 PM on April 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Many artists, from Jackson Pollack to AC/DC to Louis Wain, have devoted lifetimes to exploring variations on a theme.
posted by kersplunk at 9:46 PM on April 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I used to practice s&m, necrophilia, and bestiality.
Gave it up- just beating a dead horse.
Egad, Martha! {fap}
posted by drhydro at 9:47 PM on April 27, 2010 [13 favorites]
Gave it up- just beating a dead horse.
Egad, Martha! {fap}
posted by drhydro at 9:47 PM on April 27, 2010 [13 favorites]
Oglaf makes me think of the True Porn books. I loved them because they're raw and funny (and bonusplus, true!) but do sometimes swing a little too wildly between grossly emo and just grossly gross.
posted by Juicy Avenger at 10:39 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by Juicy Avenger at 10:39 PM on April 27, 2010
What I like about oglaf is that in most of the more adventurous sex/humor strips there is a hetero male bias, and while I can definitely relate and all it is nice to see some variety (ie. not many straight dudes would write pegging and forced gay cocksucking jokes). Not to say that oglaf is some paragon of enlightened feminist consciousness, but at least the author has a slightly different perspective, and that fresh perspective is pleasant to see.
posted by idiopath at 10:53 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by idiopath at 10:53 PM on April 27, 2010
The Lighter Side of Tentacle Hentai spawned another (now defunct) comic, Ghastly's Ghastly Comic.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 11:50 PM on April 27, 2010
posted by CrunchyFrog at 11:50 PM on April 27, 2010
This explains why Metafilter was suddenly blocked at work this afternoon.
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 12:35 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 12:35 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
your fuck is shit, dickass!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:39 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:39 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
It only takes five or ten comic strips before you're infected and wondering if a high performance fapping glove is a good idea.
Hmmm ... this glove, it vibrates?
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:01 AM on April 28, 2010
Hmmm ... this glove, it vibrates?
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:01 AM on April 28, 2010
This definitely brings back memories. Pretty sure the comics originated an internet meme or two.
posted by jetsetlag at 1:29 AM on April 28, 2010
posted by jetsetlag at 1:29 AM on April 28, 2010
The Oglaf artist has a much better grasp of anatomy. And some of her best work is basically non-porn. Eg Fountain of Doubt, or Ulric The Just.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 1:53 AM on April 28, 2010
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 1:53 AM on April 28, 2010
Potomac Avenue: your fuck is shit, dickass!
It is clear that you need professional help. See my profile for idiopath's insult generator, Potomac Avenue, you asstruck shitsoft, why don't you go find inner peace on Free Republic?
posted by Kattullus at 2:30 AM on April 28, 2010
It is clear that you need professional help. See my profile for idiopath's insult generator, Potomac Avenue, you asstruck shitsoft, why don't you go find inner peace on Free Republic?
posted by Kattullus at 2:30 AM on April 28, 2010
This is true, joe's_spleen, but none of it quite reaches the pointed satire of the cartoonist getting beaten up for gender-reversing the "Horny Mom" plots and wailing that the audience thought it was funny one way.
posted by rodgerd at 3:36 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by rodgerd at 3:36 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
Funny. I've saved one of SL's strips before, in my comics folder.
And this FPP is at least as good as half a dozen other "Hey! This artist does neat stuff!" single-link posts I've seen on the Blue, so... haters gotta hate. Get over it.
Hint: Go click on something you like.
posted by IAmBroom at 5:14 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
And this FPP is at least as good as half a dozen other "Hey! This artist does neat stuff!" single-link posts I've seen on the Blue, so... haters gotta hate. Get over it.
Hint: Go click on something you like.
posted by IAmBroom at 5:14 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
I was once doing a spot of private math tutoring for a fourteen year old kid. I had brought my laptop along and he wanted to load up a homework file off his USB. But due to some kodak software on my computer, the moment he put it in, up on the screen splashed dozens of weird-ass extreme hentai images. The poor kid turned the brightest shade of red and frantically tried to close them down but they just kept cascading out. When he'd finally closed it all down we both awkwardly looked at each other for a moment, then pretended nothing had happened. The moral of the story: never put your USB into someone elses computer unless you're comfortable about the possibility of any images on it automatically opened without warning
posted by moorooka at 5:45 AM on April 28, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by moorooka at 5:45 AM on April 28, 2010 [5 favorites]
In the future, everything will be a euphemism. If you say "I went out for ice cream with my niece," FBI vans will arrive promptly to your property.
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:04 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:04 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
I'm too lazy to make a post where we geek out on Azumanga Daioh.
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:06 AM on April 28, 2010
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:06 AM on April 28, 2010
Sexy Losers wasn't a pornographic comic -- it was a comic about pornography. And could be very biting satire.
posted by jb at 6:16 AM on April 28, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jb at 6:16 AM on April 28, 2010 [1 favorite]
never put your USB into someone elses computer unless you're comfortable about the possibility of any images on it automatically opened without warning
That's a good euphemism for "always use protection", innit?
posted by WalterMitty at 7:01 AM on April 28, 2010 [4 favorites]
That's a good euphemism for "always use protection", innit?
posted by WalterMitty at 7:01 AM on April 28, 2010 [4 favorites]
qvantamon: I have a stileproject hoodie circa 2001 that is one of my prized possessions. Only certain people know what it is, and it helps to spot them.
posted by frecklefaerie at 7:36 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by frecklefaerie at 7:36 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
"Do you think I should post this on MetaFilter"
"What's that...? Oh man you KNOW how I feel about tentacle porn..."
"No click it, it's actually really funny."
"Funny like how you think fart jokes are funny?"
"CLICK it"
* click *
"Oh man that's hilarious, I never thought I'd see an 'I fucked your mom' joke that didn't just make me immediately annoyed"
"See?"
posted by jessamyn at 7:45 AM on April 28, 2010 [8 favorites]
"What's that...? Oh man you KNOW how I feel about tentacle porn..."
"No click it, it's actually really funny."
"Funny like how you think fart jokes are funny?"
"CLICK it"
* click *
"Oh man that's hilarious, I never thought I'd see an 'I fucked your mom' joke that didn't just make me immediately annoyed"
"See?"
posted by jessamyn at 7:45 AM on April 28, 2010 [8 favorites]
.
/ didn't realize it had ended - I used to follow Hard and Tang's work religiously, stopped keeping up perhaps four years ago
posted by pla at 7:46 AM on April 28, 2010
/ didn't realize it had ended - I used to follow Hard and Tang's work religiously, stopped keeping up perhaps four years ago
posted by pla at 7:46 AM on April 28, 2010
Oh, and get over it, haters. Lose the postmodern feminist glasses, and just enjoy teh funny.
Duh.
posted by pla at 7:46 AM on April 28, 2010
Duh.
posted by pla at 7:46 AM on April 28, 2010
I thought he retired in 2005? Something about being in constant searing pain from carpal tunnel? Questions must be answered!
He did, but mostly because he moved to Japan and got a life teaching. He still posts occasional comics (and plot conclusions) on his Livejournal.
posted by Evilspork at 8:18 AM on April 28, 2010
He did, but mostly because he moved to Japan and got a life teaching. He still posts occasional comics (and plot conclusions) on his Livejournal.
posted by Evilspork at 8:18 AM on April 28, 2010
He did, but mostly because he moved to Japan and got a life teaching.
Heh. I'm picturing the author of those comics in a class full of uniformed Japanese schoolgirls.
posted by qvantamon at 9:30 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
Heh. I'm picturing the author of those comics in a class full of uniformed Japanese schoolgirls.
posted by qvantamon at 9:30 AM on April 28, 2010 [2 favorites]
TMI, qvantamon, TMI!
posted by five fresh fish at 10:15 AM on April 28, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 10:15 AM on April 28, 2010
Oh, and get over it, haters. Lose the postmodern feminist glasses, and just enjoy teh funny.
Straw man on aisle 10! Clean up for the straw man on aisle 10!
posted by kmz at 10:47 AM on April 28, 2010 [5 favorites]
Straw man on aisle 10! Clean up for the straw man on aisle 10!
posted by kmz at 10:47 AM on April 28, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by kmz:
"Straw man on aisle 10! Clean up for the straw man on aisle 10!"
I got this one, thanks.
Sweep sweep sweep. Man, I hate working. People should be fuckin' careful around this aisle, knocking into the display of the feminist and anti-feminist reading glasses. Can't wait to roll a number on my break.
posted by dirty hippie at 11:17 AM on April 28, 2010 [3 favorites]
"Straw man on aisle 10! Clean up for the straw man on aisle 10!"
I got this one, thanks.
Sweep sweep sweep. Man, I hate working. People should be fuckin' careful around this aisle, knocking into the display of the feminist and anti-feminist reading glasses. Can't wait to roll a number on my break.
posted by dirty hippie at 11:17 AM on April 28, 2010 [3 favorites]
Thanks for posting this, I didn't know Hard had posted anything new since 2005!
posted by Joe Chip at 1:38 PM on April 28, 2010
posted by Joe Chip at 1:38 PM on April 28, 2010
LOL
(There were only a couple of these with the same punchline. I wish there were more. So, so funny)
posted by wobh at 6:55 PM on April 28, 2010
(There were only a couple of these with the same punchline. I wish there were more. So, so funny)
posted by wobh at 6:55 PM on April 28, 2010
Fun fact: This comic is the progenitor of the "fap" onomatopoeia.
posted by flatluigi at 1:09 AM on April 29, 2010
posted by flatluigi at 1:09 AM on April 29, 2010
jessamyn, with whom are you having this conversation? 'Cuz the FPP didn't do anything but warn, very clearly, what you would see if you clicked the link.
posted by IAmBroom at 1:20 AM on April 29, 2010
posted by IAmBroom at 1:20 AM on April 29, 2010
Oh wow this made me go check Megatokyo for the first time in even more years... looks like Fred is *still* drawing sad girls in snow!
posted by Joe Chip at 4:58 AM on April 29, 2010
posted by Joe Chip at 4:58 AM on April 29, 2010
posted by IAmBroom - "jessamyn, with whom are you having this conversation? 'Cuz the FPP didn't do anything but warn, very clearly, what you would see if you clicked the link."
That'd be me. I checked with her, and also with cortex, before posting. I didn't want to leave a flaming bag of poop on the front page (and ringing the doorbell and running away, suppressing giggles). The mods have enough things on the site to mop up after.
...and I revel in sharing fart jokes with jessamyn IRL because of the expression she gets on her face.
posted by not_on_display at 5:54 AM on April 29, 2010
That'd be me. I checked with her, and also with cortex, before posting. I didn't want to leave a flaming bag of poop on the front page (and ringing the doorbell and running away, suppressing giggles). The mods have enough things on the site to mop up after.
...and I revel in sharing fart jokes with jessamyn IRL because of the expression she gets on her face.
posted by not_on_display at 5:54 AM on April 29, 2010
*toot*
posted by The Whelk at 6:37 AM on April 29, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 6:37 AM on April 29, 2010 [2 favorites]
o_O
posted by jessamyn at 6:43 AM on April 29, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by jessamyn at 6:43 AM on April 29, 2010 [6 favorites]
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