Total Recall: The Musical
May 10, 2010 3:30 PM Subscribe
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Awesome.
posted by brundlefly at 3:36 PM on May 10, 2010
posted by brundlefly at 3:36 PM on May 10, 2010
bauermaster, you are a genius. WCityMike, you are John the Bapist. Me, I'm John the Revelator. Never mind that last part I just love this.
posted by nola at 3:50 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by nola at 3:50 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
Bravo! That. was. awesome!
posted by Asparagirl at 3:53 PM on May 10, 2010
posted by Asparagirl at 3:53 PM on May 10, 2010
Very nice. I think the film overall would be better as a musical - I'm thinking Richter could have a lovely song about how upset he is that Arnie's been sleeping with Lori for all of these years.
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:59 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:59 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
Nice!
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 4:05 PM on May 10, 2010
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 4:05 PM on May 10, 2010
Favourited unseen.
posted by Artw at 4:09 PM on May 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Artw at 4:09 PM on May 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
Arnie has a surprisingly poignant singing voice.
posted by Bromius at 4:19 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Bromius at 4:19 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
It's no Silence of the Lambs: the Musical.
♪ It puts the lotion in the f***ing basket ♫
posted by filthy light thief at 4:34 PM on May 10, 2010 [4 favorites]
♪ It puts the lotion in the f***ing basket ♫
posted by filthy light thief at 4:34 PM on May 10, 2010 [4 favorites]
In a similar but far more sinister vein, there are rumors IN NYC that Jack Womack's Random Acts of Senseless Violence has been optioned for an opera.
posted by digitalprimate at 4:44 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by digitalprimate at 4:44 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
More like:
It rubs the lotion on its skin---
It does this when it's told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose.
posted by Bromius at 4:44 PM on May 10, 2010 [4 favorites]
It rubs the lotion on its skin---
It does this when it's told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose.
posted by Bromius at 4:44 PM on May 10, 2010 [4 favorites]
Wow. This is really something special.
posted by hot soup girl at 4:52 PM on May 10, 2010
posted by hot soup girl at 4:52 PM on May 10, 2010
See you at the party, Richter!
posted by mysterpigg at 5:39 PM on May 10, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by mysterpigg at 5:39 PM on May 10, 2010 [3 favorites]
My mind is clearer now
At last
All too well
I can see
Just who you
Used to be
If you strip away
The myths
From his head
You will see
Just who he
Used to be
QUAaaaAid
You've started to believe
The things they put in you
You really do believe
This talk of Kuato's true
And all the air they need
Will soon be sucked away
You've begun to matter more
Now that you're not Quaid
Listen Quaid to the screaming Mu-tants
Please remember that they need air to live
And believe me
when I tell you that it's not outside
But if you push the claw button
Then the air will surely come
It was vacuum but now it's blue
We're gonna see something new
We'll all
see blue skies
on Mars
Yes we'll all
See blue skies
On Mars
(Chorus)
Get your ass to Mars
Get your ass to Mars
Get your ass to Mars
posted by Babblesort at 5:48 PM on May 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
At last
All too well
I can see
Just who you
Used to be
If you strip away
The myths
From his head
You will see
Just who he
Used to be
QUAaaaAid
You've started to believe
The things they put in you
You really do believe
This talk of Kuato's true
And all the air they need
Will soon be sucked away
You've begun to matter more
Now that you're not Quaid
Listen Quaid to the screaming Mu-tants
Please remember that they need air to live
And believe me
when I tell you that it's not outside
But if you push the claw button
Then the air will surely come
It was vacuum but now it's blue
We're gonna see something new
We'll all
see blue skies
on Mars
Yes we'll all
See blue skies
On Mars
(Chorus)
Get your ass to Mars
Get your ass to Mars
Get your ass to Mars
posted by Babblesort at 5:48 PM on May 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
Phony veecations. :-)
posted by adamdschneider at 7:02 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by adamdschneider at 7:02 PM on May 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm in awe. Also imagining a "Two Weeks" melody.
posted by revgeorge at 7:25 PM on May 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by revgeorge at 7:25 PM on May 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
This was the antidote I needed to The Slender Man. Thank you.
posted by angrycat at 8:43 PM on May 10, 2010
posted by angrycat at 8:43 PM on May 10, 2010
Austrian Death Machine pays homage to Schwarzenegger movies (even the comedies) with a different style of "music."
posted by headnsouth at 3:55 AM on May 11, 2010
posted by headnsouth at 3:55 AM on May 11, 2010
This seems like a good place to mention the Baboon Torture Division album Total Remix.
posted by bigtex at 9:35 AM on May 11, 2010
posted by bigtex at 9:35 AM on May 11, 2010
This has been stuck in my head all day.
posted by homunculus at 5:13 PM on May 11, 2010
posted by homunculus at 5:13 PM on May 11, 2010
I'm waiting for the Sondheim-style duet with Quaid and Hauser, "I am Unworthy of Your Brain".
posted by benzenedream at 1:52 AM on May 14, 2010
posted by benzenedream at 1:52 AM on May 14, 2010
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