THE toy for Christmas 2001

July 26, 2001 3:28 PM

THE toy for Christmas 2001
Hunter Dan, with buck killin' tree stand action!
Yeeehaw!!!
posted by lheiskell (8 comments total)

Is it an action figure if it sits in a tree stand all day drinking lite beer? I hope it comes with deer urine for authenticity.
posted by machaus at 3:32 PM on July 26, 2001

I. Love. The Web.
posted by honkzilla at 3:46 PM on July 26, 2001

What?!?

No picking up roadkill Dan?......or menial day-laborer Dan? What about the wife-beater or mullet accessories? And finally, WHERE'S THE CAN OF CHAW?

....just think of the possibilities....
posted by thewittyname at 6:33 PM on July 26, 2001

Shouldn't the bow hunter be Hunter Ted (as in the nuge)?
posted by skwm at 6:39 PM on July 26, 2001

If you lay out the extra money for the Hunter Dan Double-Wide Trailer, it also includes his wife/cousin (one doll). She is available in either Waffle House Waitress or Trailer Park Whore versions.
posted by daveleck at 7:24 PM on July 26, 2001

And ooh, check out the accessories. "Wild Turkey - Strutting Gobbler" ... that sounds like turkey porn, actually.
posted by nathan_teske at 7:33 PM on July 26, 2001

Cool, true, but hardly beats these.
posted by Bixby23 at 3:13 AM on July 27, 2001

I love the Trailer Park Whore version. I got that one with the Trailer Yard Accessories (broken down truck, doghouse with assorted droppings, tire swing). I like to have my action figure Jesus show up and try to conver the heathens.
posted by Stretch at 5:54 AM on July 27, 2001