Be A Sexy Sex Person
October 27, 2010 11:22 AM Subscribe
Sexy Arizona Game and Fish Department. Eventually this does come up with some pretty good ideas.
posted by rusty at 11:24 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by rusty at 11:24 AM on October 27, 2010
But I was a Sexy Sigurd Asserson last year. Useless.
posted by demonic winged headgear at 11:26 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by demonic winged headgear at 11:26 AM on October 27, 2010
Sexy Sbitenshchik. At least I got a good chuckle. Today has been miserable.
posted by PuppyCat at 11:28 AM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by PuppyCat at 11:28 AM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I want to see someone pull off "SEXY THE IMPRESSIONS' GREATEST HITS."
posted by lholladay at 11:30 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by lholladay at 11:30 AM on October 27, 2010
Hmm...I got Sexy Shaft (TV Series). That might actually work.
Sexy Members of the Greater London Council, however, could be tricky.
posted by jedicus at 11:31 AM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Sexy Members of the Greater London Council, however, could be tricky.
posted by jedicus at 11:31 AM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I am a sexy Paul Monsky. I feel I was born for this moment.
posted by readery at 11:33 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by readery at 11:33 AM on October 27, 2010
Sexy hierarchical proportion would be awesome and illegal in 40 states.
posted by The Whelk at 11:34 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 11:34 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Dibs on Sexy 1975 European Rugby League Championship!
::goes off to try to grow muttonchop sideburns::
::this is especially difficult given XX chromosomes::
::but am not a quitter::
posted by Sidhedevil at 11:35 AM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
::goes off to try to grow muttonchop sideburns::
::this is especially difficult given XX chromosomes::
::but am not a quitter::
posted by Sidhedevil at 11:35 AM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I am going to be sexy 3824 Brendalee. Shouldn't be too hard to make on short notice.
posted by cmfletcher at 11:36 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by cmfletcher at 11:36 AM on October 27, 2010
"Sexy 1818 in Canada" ??? That's a self-cancelling quartet of words if ever there were one. Like the old joke about René Descartes answering a question with "I think not", and promptly disappearing.
posted by Mike D at 11:36 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by Mike D at 11:36 AM on October 27, 2010
This would work better with a "sexy" random article from the Uncyclopedia.
posted by HE Amb. T. S. L. DuVal at 11:37 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by HE Amb. T. S. L. DuVal at 11:37 AM on October 27, 2010
Be sure to let me know if any of you actually use one of these ideas.
posted by livejamie at 11:37 AM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by livejamie at 11:37 AM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
"Sexy 1818 in Canada" ??? That's a self-cancelling quartet of words if ever there were one.
You just need to read more Kate Beaton, is all.
posted by Sidhedevil at 11:40 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
You just need to read more Kate Beaton, is all.
posted by Sidhedevil at 11:40 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Sexy St. Lawrence, Prince Edward Island, apparently.
The mind boggles.
posted by Decani at 11:41 AM on October 27, 2010
The mind boggles.
posted by Decani at 11:41 AM on October 27, 2010
Okay I tried a few and I have decided that "Sexy The Explosion" has actual possibilities. Or at least it would have if I were American and actually, you know, doing Halloween. We Brits are too busy looking forward to Catholic-burning day on Nov 5th, of course.
posted by Decani at 11:43 AM on October 27, 2010
posted by Decani at 11:43 AM on October 27, 2010
Sexy Vrindavanam Venugopalan.
It's like it read my mind.
posted by mhoye at 11:48 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
It's like it read my mind.
posted by mhoye at 11:48 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Sexy Philip Sidney, 5th Earl of Leicester
Oh baby.
posted by backseatpilot at 11:55 AM on October 27, 2010
Oh baby.
posted by backseatpilot at 11:55 AM on October 27, 2010
Philip Sidney, 5th Earl of Leicester
In defense of Sexy Posey.
posted by The Whelk at 11:56 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
In defense of Sexy Posey.
posted by The Whelk at 11:56 AM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I got Sexy Shaft (TV Series). That might actually work.
Buffer overflow. I mean, he was already a sex machine to all the chicks.
posted by adamdschneider at 11:59 AM on October 27, 2010
Buffer overflow. I mean, he was already a sex machine to all the chicks.
posted by adamdschneider at 11:59 AM on October 27, 2010
And I had already planned to go as Sexy Wikipedia...
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:01 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:01 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Sexy Lake Dixon (Nova Scotia)? AWWW, I was already that LAST YEAR.*
* not actually true... I actually went as Lady Gaga dressed as a Viking, aka SAGA GAGA.
posted by bitter-girl.com at 12:01 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
* not actually true... I actually went as Lady Gaga dressed as a Viking, aka SAGA GAGA.
posted by bitter-girl.com at 12:01 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I'm going as Sexy Guy Burgess or a bad
script linking monkey using wikisticks.
but i'd be very sexy.
so sexy I ask for Tango, who will join me in the Cardoso Lounge for a Glenmorangie Quarter Century Highland Single Malt and a Monte Cristo, frikkin blew ouuta our skull on some Hombodlt Sweetleaf.
posted by clavdivs at 12:08 PM on October 27, 2010
script linking monkey using wikisticks.
but i'd be very sexy.
so sexy I ask for Tango, who will join me in the Cardoso Lounge for a Glenmorangie Quarter Century Highland Single Malt and a Monte Cristo, frikkin blew ouuta our skull on some Hombodlt Sweetleaf.
posted by clavdivs at 12:08 PM on October 27, 2010
A friend and I are going Sexy Lobster and Sexy Giraffe, respectively.
This sexy link warmed the sexy cockles of my sexy heart.
posted by fiercecupcake at 12:09 PM on October 27, 2010
This sexy link warmed the sexy cockles of my sexy heart.
posted by fiercecupcake at 12:09 PM on October 27, 2010
I showed this to a friend from high school, and one of the things they got was "SEXY (link to listing for our high school)". CREEPY.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:09 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:09 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm going as sexy Indira Gandhi. I shortened the hem of the clothes and will show plenty of cleavage.
Last year I went as Sexy Mother Theresa. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was sexy Bea Arthur. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was sexy R2D2. I shortened the hem of the dressand showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy Klein Bottle. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy paramecium. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy DNA strand. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. (Cribbed from iconomy on MetaChat)
posted by filthy light thief at 12:15 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Last year I went as Sexy Mother Theresa. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was sexy Bea Arthur. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was sexy R2D2. I shortened the hem of the dressand showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy Klein Bottle. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy paramecium. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy DNA strand. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. (Cribbed from iconomy on MetaChat)
posted by filthy light thief at 12:15 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I think I'm a little short to be a Sexy Stringbean.
posted by punchdrunkhistory at 12:16 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by punchdrunkhistory at 12:16 PM on October 27, 2010
Being told to dress as a sexy Frauenfriedenskirche was a lot funnier before I knew what it was. Ain't nothin' hot about Bauhaus.
posted by cmyk at 12:17 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by cmyk at 12:17 PM on October 27, 2010
Sexy Controller (irrigation)
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posted by kittens for breakfast at 12:19 PM on October 27, 2010
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posted by kittens for breakfast at 12:19 PM on October 27, 2010
The year before that I was sexy R2D2
Artoo swimsuit
posted by smackfu at 12:20 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Artoo swimsuit
posted by smackfu at 12:20 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits.
posted by Postroad at 12:24 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by Postroad at 12:24 PM on October 27, 2010
SEXY XENOS CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP.
The universe has a sense of humor, evidently.
posted by joe lisboa at 12:24 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
The universe has a sense of humor, evidently.
posted by joe lisboa at 12:24 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
SEXY MELMOTH THE WANDERER
"And what are you supposed to be?"
posted by everichon at 12:25 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
"And what are you supposed to be?"
posted by everichon at 12:25 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits.
I think you meant:
Sexy should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits.
posted by WinnipegDragon at 12:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
I think you meant:
Sexy should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits.
posted by WinnipegDragon at 12:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Mmmmm, sexy Oracle Adaptive Access Manager.
Select * from HAWT.
posted by naju at 12:40 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Select * from HAWT.
posted by naju at 12:40 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Sexy 571st Strategic Missile Squadron
In this context the emblem takes on a whole new meaning.
posted by samhyland at 12:45 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
In this context the emblem takes on a whole new meaning.
posted by samhyland at 12:45 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Wait, wait, WAIT. There was a Shaft TV series?
This changes everything.
posted by JoanArkham at 1:14 PM on October 27, 2010
This changes everything.
posted by JoanArkham at 1:14 PM on October 27, 2010
Fun fact: If your result on WTFSHOULDIBEFORHALLOWEEN.COM contains "Flanders" you get "STUPID SEXY FLANDERS"
The logs show 3 very lucky people have gotten this.
posted by livejamie at 1:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
The logs show 3 very lucky people have gotten this.
posted by livejamie at 1:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Pity I cannot make it to a Hallowe'en party this year. The recent Toronto municipal election gave me a great opportunity: as a fair-haired Gentleman of Expansize Dimensions who just got a haircut yesterday, I could easily have asked for a buzzcut, drummed up a blue blazer and an ill-fitting shirt and tie, and gone as Mayor-Elect Rob Ford.
Sexy Mayor-Elect Rob Ford might be beyond my abilities.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 2:00 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Sexy Mayor-Elect Rob Ford might be beyond my abilities.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 2:00 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I got Sexy Coalition of Immokalee Workers. I guess my plan should be to walk around all night saying, "Get a load of these tomatoes."
posted by jocelmeow at 2:35 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by jocelmeow at 2:35 PM on October 27, 2010
hmmm... I got Sexy Mount Waldo... a whole world of potential there for innuendo of the highest degree. Maybe they stock it at Nick's Girl's Costume Warehouse?
posted by ebear at 2:52 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by ebear at 2:52 PM on October 27, 2010
So, the joke is it returns "sexy [random wikipedia article]". Lame.
posted by nanojath at 2:59 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by nanojath at 2:59 PM on October 27, 2010
What odd placement for a re-elect Senator Wyden ad!
posted by Cranberry at 3:01 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by Cranberry at 3:01 PM on October 27, 2010
I love this stupid website SO MUCH.
"Sexy Catholic Church and capital punishment" indeed!
posted by bitter-girl.com at 3:15 PM on October 27, 2010
"Sexy Catholic Church and capital punishment" indeed!
posted by bitter-girl.com at 3:15 PM on October 27, 2010
I swear to God I got Sexy Cthulhu Mythos my first time out. And since I hadn't read the comments or seen it in Projects, I just thought it was some weird MetaFilter meme combining machine.
It's actually more awesome that I got that knowing now that it's not.
Also Sexy The Abstinence Teacher is a pretty awesome one.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:28 PM on October 27, 2010
It's actually more awesome that I got that knowing now that it's not.
Also Sexy The Abstinence Teacher is a pretty awesome one.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:28 PM on October 27, 2010
Sexy John Hodgman
I'm not necessarily one of them but I think at least a couple people around here might find that a bit of a redundancy.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:31 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm not necessarily one of them but I think at least a couple people around here might find that a bit of a redundancy.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:31 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm going to be 'Sexy nanojath's attempted harshing of our squee' now. nanojath, we figured out how it worked, but that didn't stop us from finding it fun!
posted by Sidhedevil at 4:06 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by Sidhedevil at 4:06 PM on October 27, 2010
I for one am shocked that big oil and sovereigns have misled the public about oil reserves.
posted by digitalprimate at 5:21 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by digitalprimate at 5:21 PM on October 27, 2010
I was a little confused because the first one I got was Sexy Back (disambiguation).
posted by obvious at 6:06 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by obvious at 6:06 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
You are bringing Sexy Back.
posted by The Whelk at 6:07 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 6:07 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Sexy oil reserves!
posted by eye of newt at 7:46 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by eye of newt at 7:46 PM on October 27, 2010
Sexy Secretary of State (Canada).
Linked article explains that there's no such thing in this administration, but a minister instead. Good excuse to turn off the lights, pretend I'm not home, and eat all the Halloween candy myself!
posted by catlet at 8:51 PM on October 27, 2010
Linked article explains that there's no such thing in this administration, but a minister instead. Good excuse to turn off the lights, pretend I'm not home, and eat all the Halloween candy myself!
posted by catlet at 8:51 PM on October 27, 2010
SEXY HORSE ARTILLERY.
I can't even really parse that one, but I sure do like it.
posted by lauranesson at 10:38 PM on October 27, 2010
I can't even really parse that one, but I sure do like it.
posted by lauranesson at 10:38 PM on October 27, 2010
Sexy Kish tablet. Sounds good to me. Plus now I know what the Kish tablet is.
posted by not_that_epiphanius at 11:25 PM on October 27, 2010
posted by not_that_epiphanius at 11:25 PM on October 27, 2010
tight black pants with a horizontal green stripe at buttock height
worn under
sheer transparent long tailed shirt with a bright green grid on it
Sexy Oscilloscope
posted by idiopath at 1:46 AM on October 28, 2010
worn under
sheer transparent long tailed shirt with a bright green grid on it
Sexy Oscilloscope
posted by idiopath at 1:46 AM on October 28, 2010
SEXY HORSE ARTILLERY.
I can actually picture this costume...and I like it.
posted by adamdschneider at 8:40 AM on October 28, 2010
I can actually picture this costume...and I like it.
posted by adamdschneider at 8:40 AM on October 28, 2010
The more I thought about this last night, the more I thought that if I was a more organized person without a couple of major 'life deadlines' looming within the next couple of days -- and a long time opponent of forced costume parties (which as one of teh gays is sort of like being a [insert minority group] who is opposed to [insert stereotypical activity enjoyed by aforementioned minority group], I would try to organize a last minute Halloween Meetup where everyone would be given a list of the 10 randomly selected items beforehand and must choose 1 for their costume.
Though I'd have to get over my own anti-costume feelings, I think it would be worth it to see the best of these in reality.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:35 AM on October 28, 2010
Though I'd have to get over my own anti-costume feelings, I think it would be worth it to see the best of these in reality.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:35 AM on October 28, 2010
(PS This idea was not just because I'd be curious to see where Adam went with SEXY HORSE ARTILLERY)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:36 AM on October 28, 2010
posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:36 AM on October 28, 2010
Believe you me, I've got ideas.
posted by adamdschneider at 12:40 PM on October 28, 2010
posted by adamdschneider at 12:40 PM on October 28, 2010
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