The gentleman shows himself a good time

October 31, 2010 6:53 AM

Once Upon a Title - "pervy little stories made entirely from children's book titles"
posted by BeerFilter (17 comments total)

...because pervy and children go SO GREAT TOGETHER!
posted by Ogre Lawless at 7:03 AM on October 31, 2010

I think Ogre Lawless Pervy Children go with anything.
posted by Dumsnill at 7:06 AM on October 31, 2010

Pedobear approves.
posted by Old'n'Busted at 7:09 AM on October 31, 2010

Many older kids' books work just fine by themselves. My library has a shelf of vintage ya novels that read like the low-rent end of the the Olympia Books catalog -- Willful Cousin Kate, A Very Naughty Girl, The Girls of St. Wode's, and so on. If Cinemax had existed in 1920, these would all have been show titles....
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:20 AM on October 31, 2010

One day, Ricky the magic pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble at her tumbledown cottage.
posted by usonian at 7:23 AM on October 31, 2010 [1 favorite]

Someone should do this with metafilter member names!
posted by Fizz at 7:28 AM on October 31, 2010 [1 favorite]

something Blazecock something something
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:39 AM on October 31, 2010

something Blaze cock something something Fizz
posted by The Lady is a designer at 7:51 AM on October 31, 2010

This is fantastic!
posted by two or three cars parked under the stars at 7:57 AM on October 31, 2010

[tig]
posted by sciurus at 8:11 AM on October 31, 2010

I wonder how long those took to put together?
posted by Xoebe at 9:04 AM on October 31, 2010

This is way funnier than I expected.
posted by threeants at 10:06 AM on October 31, 2010

So, once upon a time there was this Old 'n' Busted, USonian Lawless Ogre who ran into Three Ants near Two or Three Cars Parked Under the Stars. This led to a huge Blazecock Pileon, predictably followed by Fizz. The stars must have aligned well though, because there wasn't a Hippybear nearby, or he might have painted the scene in NomadicInK.
posted by vidur at 5:05 PM on October 31, 2010

NEVER POKE A SQUID


Damn right.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:46 PM on October 31, 2010

I approve. (Though I think photos without captions would be better.)

Now I'm trying to do this by memory with books I've read to my daughter. (Harry and the Lady Next Door is really a good start ...)

(I think using older books gives an advantage. Hard to find verbs ...)

When the Cows Got Loose
Madeline,
Harry and the Lady Next Door
Pat the Bunny
Touch and Feel: 1, 2, 3
Higher! Higher!
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom!
STE-E-E-E-EAMBOAT A COMIN'!
...
Good Night, Gorilla
posted by mrgrimm at 10:45 AM on November 1, 2010 [1 favorite]

Title: Animal Fun
posted by mrgrimm at 10:46 AM on November 1, 2010

This is good.
posted by Neale at 6:55 PM on November 1, 2010