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November 20, 2010 5:15 PM

From the always reliable Monster Brains (previously) comes the crossover you've all been waiting for: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Predator. But wait, there's more (Google translation): Evil Candy Plans, Forbidden Bat-Love, an awesome batmobile, and lots of plain old what the fuck.
posted by gamera (21 comments total)

And yet no mention that the Turtles were involve in -- forgive my use of understatement --
THE SINGLE GREATEST COMICS CROSSOVER OF ALL TIME?
posted by JHarris at 6:26 PM on November 20, 2010 [1 favorite]

Forbidden Bat-Love

That reminds me of the Batman: TAS episode that only exists in my head. A hypnotic pop singer that looks like the love-child of Madonna and David Bowie decides to date Bruce Wayne to control him and steal his money. The title? Bat Romance.
posted by explosion at 6:28 PM on November 20, 2010 [1 favorite]

Ah, Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


That explains everything..er... a lot this.
posted by louche mustachio at 6:30 PM on November 20, 2010

Ja-ja-ja-Joker face
Ja-ja-Joker face
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:32 PM on November 20, 2010 [5 favorites]

Ok, I have now seen a black dinosaur in a tutu performing circus tricks on top of a ball. If the Internet ceased to exist tomorrow, the world could still be proud.
posted by Iosephus at 6:47 PM on November 20, 2010

These are absolutely amazing! It's like Ninja Turtles meet Space Ghost.

Some of these illustrations are almost worth making a poster.
posted by Xezlec at 7:05 PM on November 20, 2010

I have it on fairly good authority that some have also been seeking the fabled Power Rangers-TMNT crossover.
Also Predators vs Power Rangers.

Batman Vs Predator and Aliens (live action [first saw this well back, but it was only half of it, never saw the whole thing... I do not know who made it.)

But the most ingenious/terrifying of all... Aliens Xenomorphs vs Power Rangers:

Acknowledging the comment, Weihan muttered a quick prayer and shot Andros between his eyes. The facehugger imploded, causing its acidic fluids to eat into the former Red Ranger. Behind him, he heard the stifled sob of Ashley and Karone. He shut off his blaster, then pulled out his Raptor Sabre. Muttering a quick prayer, he plunged the blade deep into the torso of Andros, trying to block out the shocked cries of everyone but his teammates. They knew he took his duty very seriously. They looked on at the supposed mutilation with empty eyes, but heavy hearts. They saw him pull out the blade – now coated thickly with Andros' blood – and drop it on the ground. He demorphed and swallowed hard, before facing the group.

And I guess there's other ones too... Those turtles/predator drawings are sweet.
posted by infinite intimation at 7:56 PM on November 20, 2010 [1 favorite]

posted by gamera....

eponysterical?
posted by kaibutsu at 8:08 PM on November 20, 2010 [1 favorite]

Wow. It's like if Fletcher Hanks drew Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 8:14 PM on November 20, 2010 [3 favorites]

And speaking of Predator, don't forget Tintin versus Predator.
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 8:16 PM on November 20, 2010 [2 favorites]

Crap. Forgot to add the russian bit. Also, JHarris I have that comic. Flaming Carrot is still my favorite superhero.
posted by gamera at 9:34 PM on November 20, 2010

Eastman and Laird must have been huge ALIEN fans because there are several nods to the xenomorphs in out of the way places. In the comic inside the TMNT role-playing game, one of the turtles dressed as a xenomorph, and in a poster I had (1990?) there was a pin-up of all of the turtles shooting at an out of frame monster, whose visible shadow had the trademark tongue.
posted by Brainy at 9:47 PM on November 20, 2010

"Internal mouthed tongue"
-with Xenomorphs it's just jaws all the way down...
posted by infinite intimation at 9:51 PM on November 20, 2010

Ok, I have now seen a black dinosaur in a tutu performing circus tricks on top of a ball.

I know T.Rex from Dinosaur Comics tends to be Politically Incorrect, but I never expected him to perform in blackface...
posted by oneswellfoop at 10:05 PM on November 20, 2010

Betmeh!
posted by lekvar at 11:20 PM on November 20, 2010

lekvar: "Betmeh"

НА НА НА НА НА НА НА НА
БЭТМЭН!!!!
posted by idiopath at 11:57 PM on November 20, 2010

gamera: Bob Burden has attended the last two DragonCons in a row. His recent revival of the mighty Carrot seems to have sputtered out, but at least he's still kicking! The fact that it doesn't sell millions points, in my view, to a failure of the market.

At least Beanworld is back in print.
posted by JHarris at 2:40 AM on November 21, 2010

Cute how they're translated as "little turtles" (cherepashki).
posted by rainy at 9:48 AM on November 21, 2010

TMNT vs. the Elders of Zion?
posted by benzenedream at 10:34 AM on November 21, 2010

Wait, so in Russia comics were (are?) just a whole book of full page illustrations? What am I looking at here? It's awesome, whatever it is.

I have it on fairly good authority that some have also been seeking the fabled Power Rangers-TMNT crossover .

This is a world I am unprepared for. Female turtle with disturbing exposed turtle boobs?
posted by cmoj at 11:02 AM on November 21, 2010

Opps, aiii, sorry cmoj et al., forgot the NSFA (For Anyone) marker; also, is there a name for that?
When non-mammal anthropomorphized-mutated beings are given.. extra-phylo, extra-phenotypic wrong parts.

I just wish whoever invented the "female turtle sister" had read this answer bag ("do snapping turtles have mammary glands"), or this book-anything

As a reptile, snapping turtles have reptilian characteristics. These include having scales and being cold-blooded. Only mammals have mammary glands to provide milk to their young. Snapping turtles do not have mammary glands.

"In a 2007 interview director Kevin Munroe elaborated on the instructions Peter Laird gave to him for TMNT. Munroe admitted that among those rules was, "There’s absolutely no mention of Venus de Milo, the female Turtle. You can’t even joke about that with Peter. It’s just one of those things that he hates with a passion."[3][4]"

Breaking news (not the actual new prosthetic); Michael "Capable-Hands" Bay to direct a new Ninja Turtles movie. Buy stocks in pyrotechnics before you can't. Rumour has it that the basis will not be the original Eastman/Laird... but rather a little known Russian dada-ist interpretation of the TMNT...
posted by infinite intimation at 7:34 PM on November 21, 2010