Bank robbery in progress:

September 4, 2001 10:32 AM

Bank robbery in progress: You can probably watch it live on TV right now. Six schools close to the bank have been shut down, and the FBI is negotiating for the hostages to be released.
posted by ktheory (4 comments total)

And now it's over. The man gave himself up, and no one was injured.
posted by jragon at 11:12 AM on September 4, 2001

What an inconsiderate criminal. I mean, didn't he venture to guess that with all the shark attacks dying down, the Condit horse having been beaten to death, and little else in the line of good dramatic news lately, that the networks could all have used a Midwester bloodbath like the one in Iowa and elsewhere to give a jump to ratings?
posted by adampsyche at 11:18 AM on September 4, 2001

No one commits to anything, anymore.
posted by dong_resin at 12:58 PM on September 4, 2001

... and, this is newsworthy why?
posted by lairdj at 5:27 PM on September 4, 2001