2067 MetaFilter comments by Witty (displaying 1001 through 1050)

whatsthedownload.com "If we download from one of the many cool legal sites no problem." and "Music downloading ain't a black and white issue."
comment posted at 4:16 AM on Feb-9-04

Geoducks! Pronounced "gooey-duck"!
Go, Geoducks go! Through the mud and the sand! Let's go! Siphon high, Squirt it out! Swivel all about! Let it all hang out!
~from the Evergreen State College Fight song. Everything about that Pacific Rim anomaly the glorious Geoduck. Happy Friday!
comment posted at 1:46 PM on Feb-6-04

Shop At Home TV Network salesdroid hurts self. You take a guess at what it ensues.
comment posted at 11:26 AM on Feb-6-04

Hey, shut up, I can't hear! What else will 99¢ get you from the iTunes Music Store? Nothin', that's what.
comment posted at 11:16 AM on Feb-6-04

Scalia Was Cheney Hunt Trip Guest; Ethics Concern Grows Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia traveled as an official guest of Vice President Dick Cheney on a small government jet that served as Air Force Two when the pair came here last month to hunt ducks. The revelation cast further doubts about whether Scalia can be an impartial judge in Cheney's upcoming case before the Supreme Court, legal ethics experts said. The hunting trip took place just weeks after the high court agreed to take up Cheney's bid to keep secret the details of his energy policy task force.
comment posted at 11:03 AM on Feb-6-04

Baby's 'second head' to be removed by surgery "This parasitic formation is fed by and drains off the blood supply system of [baby’s] head." "This is medical history,"... The condition, known formally as Cranio Pagus Parasiticus, is extremely rare, with only seven other cases ever reported.
comment posted at 8:42 AM on Feb-6-04
comment posted at 2:09 PM on Feb-6-04

Return of the Son of the Bride of Bush's Guard service A detailed Globe examination of the records in 2000 unearthed official reports by Bush's Guard commanders that they had not seen him for a year. There was also no evidence that Bush had done part of his Guard service in Alabama, as he has claimed.
comment posted at 6:11 AM on Feb-5-04

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comment posted at 6:18 AM on Feb-5-04

Rules for Being a Republican. (~wink~)
comment posted at 6:44 AM on Feb-5-04
comment posted at 9:13 AM on Feb-5-04

Li'l G n' R - the first ever Guns N' Roses Kids Tribute Band. Check the audition video here (quicktime). They're playing CBGB's in a couple of weeks. Only $5, c'mon NYC MeFi'ers....one of you has to go and report.
comment posted at 12:07 PM on Feb-4-04
comment posted at 3:40 PM on Feb-4-04

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them -- in the latest iteration of crude preteen fashion, some girls are sporting anti-boy slogans as part of that "faux girl power" look. Further corrosion of civility...or are boys in fact smelly?
comment posted at 12:17 PM on Feb-4-04
comment posted at 12:45 PM on Feb-4-04

"fleet owners of a tanker companies" = the new evil doers?
what kind of questions do yesterday's discovery of ricin in the capitol, and the january 9th article ask about our "war on terror"? [ initial link via TPM ]
comment posted at 12:20 PM on Feb-3-04

Superbowl ad, online at ifilm Is it just me, or did the ads seriously suck this time?
comment posted at 3:14 PM on Feb-2-04

"If you don't do as I tell you, I'll personally take you out in the woods and shoot you." A top federal security official at the Minneapolis-St.Paul International Airport angrily threatened to "shoot" baggage screeners and financially ruin their families if they did not do their jobs to his satisfaction, airport employees have told the Department of Homeland Security's inspector general.

All jokes about bombs, guns and killing will be taken seriously?
comment posted at 3:39 PM on Jan-30-04
comment posted at 10:46 PM on Jan-30-04

US elections: the world-wide vote.
"In November 2004, U.S. citizens will elect their new President. The outcome of these elections directly influences the lives of citizens around the world. Theworldvotes.org seeks to apply new technologies to provide citizens around the world with a voice in matters that affects us all. Ensure that your voice is heard by registering electronically and add momentum to a worldwide drive to establish global democracy."
Noble sentiments, but isn't this an admission of submission to the empire? A surrender of sovereignty? A call for a new Caracalla's edict? Is this a good idea both for the US and the "rest of the world"?
comment posted at 12:07 PM on Jan-30-04
comment posted at 5:52 PM on Jan-30-04
comment posted at 6:34 PM on Jan-30-04

AL FRANKEN KNOCKS DOWN DEAN HECKLER Defending free speech by tackling a heckler? "I got down low and took his legs out," said Franken afterwards. "I'm neutral in this race but I'm for freedom of speech, which means people should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down." Wacky. [via the delightful and always dependable NY Post!]
comment posted at 2:26 PM on Jan-27-04

A rant about a ranter who gets another 15 minutes starting on CNBC tonight. He was fired from Monday Night Football and his HBO show was finally canceled after the big-word, obscure reference shtick got tired. Much has been made of his post-9/11 ideological conversion, but there's a case to be made he's just showing true colors dating back to his SNL days. At least back then, this ranter says, he was willing to take on any authority figure, without fear or favor. But now he seems to be a lapdog of the power structure, a "Lenny Bruce in reverse." I still admit to a bit of warm feeling for the guy, maybe because it's still a little flattering to understand his references in this dumb-o-centric age. But he scares me a little, now.
comment posted at 10:43 AM on Jan-26-04

Head US WMD Hunter Gives Up After stepping down, Mr Kay told Reuters news agency that he did not believe there were any large stockpiles of such weapons in existence in Iraq. Mr Kay is being succeeded by former UN weapons inspector Charles Duelfer. Earlier this month, Mr Duelfer said he believed the chances of finding chemical or biological weapons in Iraq now were close to nil, the BBC's Jon Leyne in Washington reports. Woo-hoo? mrmanley? Time for that Right-wing apology!
comment posted at 5:57 PM on Jan-23-04


Put MLK on the $20 Bill. Conservatives have clamored to put Ronald Reagan on the dime or the $10 bill. One outfit wants to name something after Reagan in each of the US's counties. Why not put one of "the greatest moral leaders of the 20th century" on one of our most commonly used pieces of currency instead? (Better to have King on the $20 than Andrew Jackson, whose unconstitutional Indian Removal policy created the "Trail of Tears.")
comment posted at 11:13 PM on Jan-19-04

Photoshop BS - Photoshop CS blocks you from using, opening, or pasting certain images. Namely, this image.
comment posted at 8:03 AM on Jan-8-04
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comment posted at 12:31 AM on Jan-10-04
comment posted at 4:35 PM on Jan-12-04

Hillary Inserts Foot In Mouth Bubba supporters like us should say something.
comment posted at 7:57 AM on Jan-7-04
comment posted at 11:54 AM on Jan-7-04



Wil Wheaton sums it up best -- Penny Arcade's Child's Play, as posted previously, has been completely ignored by the media, despite donating over US$200,000 worth or toys and cash to a local children's hospital. 11,100 news items on violence in video games, 3 news items on video gamers opening their hearts and wallets.
comment posted at 5:52 AM on Jan-5-04
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comment posted at 3:46 PM on Jan-5-04
comment posted at 5:54 PM on Jan-5-04


The Longevity of Homosexuals - Life insurance companies advertise lower rates for lifestyle choices that positively effect mortality. No smoking. No drugs. No scuba diving and crop dusting. No criminal record. Should they be able to offer better prices to heterosexuals versus homosexuals?
comment posted at 12:55 PM on Jan-1-04


Senators were told Iraqi weapons could hit U.S. U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said Monday the Bush administration last year told him and other senators that Iraq not only had weapons of mass destruction, but they had the means to deliver them to East Coast cities. If this is true, is he in trouble for saying it?
comment posted at 2:46 PM on Dec-17-03

THE IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE !!! .. catchy, marvelous. spot on.
comment posted at 3:03 PM on Dec-17-03

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