Velociprincess
June 16, 2015 1:57 PM Subscribe
Velociraptors as Disney Princesses. Simple. Clever.
My nephew's two favourite things together at last--dinosaurs and princesses.
posted by oceanview at 2:11 PM on June 16, 2015 [9 favorites]
posted by oceanview at 2:11 PM on June 16, 2015 [9 favorites]
<3 Belleraptor
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 2:19 PM on June 16, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 2:19 PM on June 16, 2015 [3 favorites]
Clever girl
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:23 PM on June 16, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:23 PM on June 16, 2015 [4 favorites]
No feathers? C'mon.
Also too big to be velociraptor. Also they hold their hands wrong.
posted by Pyry at 2:29 PM on June 16, 2015 [5 favorites]
Also too big to be velociraptor. Also they hold their hands wrong.
posted by Pyry at 2:29 PM on June 16, 2015 [5 favorites]
Oh, it's not like Disney princesses are physiognomically correct, either.
posted by Spatch at 2:33 PM on June 16, 2015 [27 favorites]
posted by Spatch at 2:33 PM on June 16, 2015 [27 favorites]
Yessssssss I was hoping this would make it over here! Raptors + pretty much anything = good, but raptors + Disney princesses = great.
Plus I want ALL OF THESE as t-shirts: "I just want to bite a part of your world, "I can eat all the colors of the wind," and my personal favorite, "I know you, I munched on you once upon a dream."
posted by divined by radio at 2:34 PM on June 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
Plus I want ALL OF THESE as t-shirts: "I just want to bite a part of your world, "I can eat all the colors of the wind," and my personal favorite, "I know you, I munched on you once upon a dream."
posted by divined by radio at 2:34 PM on June 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
Not to mention the historically inaccurate dress...
posted by congen at 2:35 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by congen at 2:35 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
Someday my lunch will come.
posted by sammyo at 2:39 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by sammyo at 2:39 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
I second that I would spend a ridiculous amount of money to wear these.
posted by erratic meatsack at 2:59 PM on June 16, 2015
posted by erratic meatsack at 2:59 PM on June 16, 2015
I just feel bad for those Don Bluth princesses, no one ever wants to combine them with anything.
posted by tittergrrl at 2:59 PM on June 16, 2015
posted by tittergrrl at 2:59 PM on June 16, 2015
I'm sure Princess Female Bat has a devoted fan following somewhere
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:17 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:17 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
You can't fool me- that Meridaraptor is really a Katyaraptor!
Also, "Bippity Boppity Blood" is brilliant.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:13 PM on June 16, 2015
Also, "Bippity Boppity Blood" is brilliant.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:13 PM on June 16, 2015
Also too big to be velociraptor. Also they hold their hands wrong.
"One of the most pervasive but subtle errors of the Jurassic Park series LINK is the idea that theropod hands kind of fold forwards and down as if they are about to slap their thighs in some entertaining dinosaurian Bavarian dancing routine." may be the best sentence about dinosaurs I read this year.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:20 PM on June 16, 2015 [5 favorites]
"One of the most pervasive but subtle errors of the Jurassic Park series LINK is the idea that theropod hands kind of fold forwards and down as if they are about to slap their thighs in some entertaining dinosaurian Bavarian dancing routine." may be the best sentence about dinosaurs I read this year.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:20 PM on June 16, 2015 [5 favorites]
<3
Am going to see Jurassic tonight and am in a velociraptorish mood, so this was PERFECT.
posted by Athanassiel at 6:36 PM on June 16, 2015
Am going to see Jurassic tonight and am in a velociraptorish mood, so this was PERFECT.
posted by Athanassiel at 6:36 PM on June 16, 2015
Just got back from Jurassic, and these are indeed perfect.
posted by dejah420 at 7:04 PM on June 16, 2015
posted by dejah420 at 7:04 PM on June 16, 2015
Re the historically accurate gowns, Claire Hummel has added Elsa to the lineup on her Deviant Art.
posted by Deoridhe at 7:32 PM on June 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Deoridhe at 7:32 PM on June 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
I get so tired of the whole Disney Princess mashup thing, which tends to have a subtext of "how dare you like Disney! You hate feminism!" or something to it. These are just ridiculous and hilarious and purposefully stupid. If more Disney Princess mashups had this sense of humor and self-awareness, I'd like them more.
Plus, I like dinosaurs. Who doesn't?
posted by darksong at 7:53 PM on June 16, 2015
Plus, I like dinosaurs. Who doesn't?
posted by darksong at 7:53 PM on June 16, 2015
I would 100% watch every one of these films and pay actual money to do so.
DINOSAURS EAT PRINCE
RAPTORS INHERIT THE EARTH
posted by jetlagaddict at 10:31 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
DINOSAURS EAT PRINCE
RAPTORS INHERIT THE EARTH
posted by jetlagaddict at 10:31 PM on June 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
Clever girl
I was bit distracted so didn't notice that joke was already in the post...
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:52 AM on June 17, 2015
I was bit distracted so didn't notice that joke was already in the post...
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:52 AM on June 17, 2015
These "velociraptors" are still not riding bicycles. My disappointment from 1993 remains.
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 5:45 AM on June 17, 2015
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 5:45 AM on June 17, 2015
I just feel bad for those Don Bluth princesses, no one ever wants to combine them with anything.
I was so confused and assumed you were talking about something like chicks with Steve Buschemeyes or escalated to Windowlicker levels of Dear God, WTF. I was wondering why all those forgotten princesses looked so normal, then I remembered that Bluth was an animator, among other skills.
posted by filthy light thief at 7:16 AM on June 17, 2015
I was so confused and assumed you were talking about something like chicks with Steve Buschemeyes or escalated to Windowlicker levels of Dear God, WTF. I was wondering why all those forgotten princesses looked so normal, then I remembered that Bluth was an animator, among other skills.
posted by filthy light thief at 7:16 AM on June 17, 2015
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