I looked at the scene before me — at its empty eye-like windows

June 11, 2024 6:01 PM

"This is a slow moving thread of screaming and horrified city gates. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Does what it says on the tin. (SLMastodon)
posted by doctornemo (12 comments total)

Nice!
screaming with fangs
Cahir Castle
posted by clavdivs at 6:10 PM on June 11 [3 favorites]

Screaming and horrified? They look hungry for people to me, and most pretty excited about it.
posted by GoblinHoney at 6:30 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]

SMILING DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER
posted by Rhaomi at 6:52 PM on June 11 [7 favorites]

I was just thinking of that face thing because there are a some big rocks up the street that look like a big snouted critter with hair and stuff [Goes to upload picture I took yesterday, not that you asked] Here.
posted by Glinn at 6:59 PM on June 11 [2 favorites]

Pareidolia will destroy ya
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:14 PM on June 11 [5 favorites]

Or city gates at the orthodontist.
posted by y2karl at 8:14 PM on June 11

Daniel Bellingradt's posts on Mastodon are one of the best things about the place. Always entertaining and informative!
posted by vacapinta at 2:22 AM on June 12

What are the minimum system/browser reqs for Mastodon now? There are currently two Mastodon FPPs right now, and they both are blank pages for me on my old iPad. That wasn’t the case even a month ago.
posted by Thorzdad at 4:03 AM on June 12

I like the ones with hats.
posted by MtDewd at 4:16 AM on June 12 [2 favorites]

Orange Dinosaur Slide already mentioned the word I came here to say, so I'll just add by mentioning that anyone who enjoyed this but doesn't browse there already will probably also enjoy r/pareidolia.
posted by It is regrettable that at 4:46 AM on June 12 [3 favorites]

Hans Moleman: "I'm going to need the biggest pair of googly eyes you have... No, those are too big..."
posted by AlSweigart at 6:10 AM on June 12 [2 favorites]

Wait until you see the entrance to the Forbidden Corner.
posted by YoungStencil at 6:19 AM on June 12 [7 favorites]