Goat on a Pole
April 9, 2006 9:37 AM Subscribe
Goat on a pole: Institute for the study of The Goat, The Pole, Their Relative Positions
There is a school of thought that says, "some people on the Internet have too much time on their hands".
However, please. There's a motherfucking goat on the motherfucking pole.
posted by bwerdmuller at 9:48 AM on April 9, 2006
However, please. There's a motherfucking goat on the motherfucking pole.
posted by bwerdmuller at 9:48 AM on April 9, 2006
This is another subversive push by the creationists to force the Bible into our classrooms.
posted by Krrrlson at 9:51 AM on April 9, 2006
posted by Krrrlson at 9:51 AM on April 9, 2006
Ha ha, goat there first.
posted by bwerdmuller at 10:01 AM on April 9, 2006
posted by bwerdmuller at 10:01 AM on April 9, 2006
Ah! Did the goat jump UP on the pole, or did the world shift DOWN and left the goat standing on the pole?
posted by Balisong at 10:55 AM on April 9, 2006
posted by Balisong at 10:55 AM on April 9, 2006
Goat may film this summer -- though a sequel would be considered harmful.
posted by kurumi at 11:00 AM on April 9, 2006
posted by kurumi at 11:00 AM on April 9, 2006
Adherents of Goatonapole often shout the mantra "The goat's on a pole!" to remind others of this central and single tenet...
The goat's on a pole!
posted by salvia at 12:04 PM on April 9, 2006
The goat's on a pole!
posted by salvia at 12:04 PM on April 9, 2006
Goat on a pole?
Was the goat touched inappropriately by her father when she was little?
posted by c13 at 12:54 PM on April 9, 2006
Was the goat touched inappropriately by her father when she was little?
posted by c13 at 12:54 PM on April 9, 2006
I'm shocked that you would even raise this subject without mentioning the endless suffering and oppresion that Poleunderagoatists have suffered at the hands of their Goatonapolist brethren.
Insensitive bastard.
posted by nebulawindphone at 4:53 PM on April 9, 2006
Insensitive bastard.
posted by nebulawindphone at 4:53 PM on April 9, 2006
darkstar: brilliant.
posted by chudmonkey at 5:09 PM on April 9, 2006
posted by chudmonkey at 5:09 PM on April 9, 2006
The only reason that goat's still on its pole is because it's been nailed there.
posted by flabdablet at 5:19 PM on April 9, 2006
posted by flabdablet at 5:19 PM on April 9, 2006
Husband Dave just announced that he wants a Goat-On-A-Pole T-shirt ("As long as the graphics look cool.")
This is a "guy thing" isn't it?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:45 AM on April 10, 2006
This is a "guy thing" isn't it?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:45 AM on April 10, 2006
Not that I know of. My husband was just thinking wishfully. Or wistfully.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 5:28 PM on April 10, 2006
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 5:28 PM on April 10, 2006
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